When I was fifteen years old or so, I was at my friend Michael Lees' Parents' house in Waterford, Michigan, it was late, we were outside, and I was getting ready to take the long walk home, (about a half mile or so down the road,) we were talking when he threw something and missed his target he said "Almost," of course being the smartass that I was I said "almost doesn't count" then he chimed in with "except in horseshoes" which is true (the closest to the post without a ringer, gets the point,) then thinking outloud I said "And Hand Grenades" meaning if you throw a live hand grenade your still gonna hurt someone if they're close to it when it explodes, hence forth the saying "Almost Doesn't Count Except in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades" was born, It rhymed, It sounded cool, and it was a