doug's blog

I, personaly would like to thank the American people for being shortsighted, knee-jerk sheeple. Or, more accurately, lemmings. Yes, through obfuscation and outright lies, movement conservatism has once again convinced a majority of the poor, working-class slobs to walk off a cliff by voting republican.

This is something I've wanted to get off my chest for a very long time. I buried it deep down in my soul, in my memory, for so very long, where it's eroded my confidence and filled me with guilt. But with all the controversy, I realize it's only a matter of time before my name comes out in print. It's only a matter of time before my family is dragged through the circus we call our national media.

To avoid this, I've decided to admit my actions and tell my own story.

(Well, I can forget my keys. In the car. At the ice cream shop. With all the family waiting. But that's a different story.)

Okay. The boss said it was cool to order some delicious memory for my computer. I did this.

I've now received the memory, and with a few twists of a screwdriver, it's been installed. Here's the screenshot:

To see how it affects the box, I've started up all my memory hog programs: Firefox, NeoOffice, PandoraBoy, VectorDesigner, and MS Word.